Jokes

Jokes Jokes archive3 A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend 2 Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it. 3 After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband,...

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Jokes

Jokes archive2 Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential? Dad says- u are my son, i am confident, ur friend is also my son that's Confidential A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant. “No, no, no!”, said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife....

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Jokes

Jokes  Jokes archive1 1 Giddyup, Id wish you a happy day, but Im just a little hoarse - hee haw. 2 I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little patient. 3  School girl : I dont want to take SEX EDUCATION class Teacher : Why not? School girl : Someone told me FINAL EXAM would be oral! 4 A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."...

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Funny Sms

Funny Sms  1 Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday… 2 When words fails, Eyes works. When eyes fails, heart works. When heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya! 3 Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar 4 Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney, Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,...

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Funny Sms

Funny sms3 1 Upcoming Horror Movies, Produced by NSE & BSE_ BAZAAR BANA SHAITAN... TADAPTI SECURITIES... KHUNI BROKING HOUSE... INVESTOR KI MAUT 2 A BusinessMan ExpLaining The Reason For Having Two Wives....!@!--!@! MonoPoLy... Is ALways Damaging... & Competition... ImProves Service... 3 Next generation Child will sing in school: Twinkle twinkle little star, I just went to royal bar, Whisky rates are...

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Funny Sms

Funny Sms Funny Sms 2 1 Despite the Old saying “Don’t Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed” Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night. 2 wen i go wrong , need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, need ur hand 2 catch, wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat. in short “YA HATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR 3 when u feel lonely and alone and could not see any one around you………..; The word seems to be fading...

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FUNNY SMS COLLECTION

FUNNY SMS COLLECTION Funny sms11  kya aap ko pata hai ki es duniya me ek dil sirf aapike liya dhadakta hai aur o dil kiska hai? aapika aur kiska. 2  Medical shayri: When you breathe,you respire Wah wah! When you breathe, you respire; Wah wah,kya baat hai When you don't breathe,you Expire...  3  Emotional Comedy:Dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi,dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi..par kabi socha na tha k surprise me wo apna Husband...

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